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Dear Credit Card Establishment,
It is not entirely helpful to inform me that my last visit to your site was Monday, February 09, 2009 at 07:49am, when it is currently Monday, February 09, 2009 at 07:49am. Just so you know.
Dear JC Penny Rewards program,
If you cannot entice me to sign up for your free rewards program that gives $10 bonsues because I think it's a waste of time, then you may consider it Epic Fail.
Dear CVS,
I love you.
Dear Walgreens,
I love you, too.
Dear Rite-Aid,
I tolerate you most of the time because I like buying things for free, but secretly I hate you because could you seriously just take the damned coupon and scan them like a good little drone?
Dear Evelyn,
No, you may not put ham in your eye, and you may not wear it as a hat. Be nice to Daddy. Stop coughing in your sleep and rest well, you're worrying Mommy.
Dear M,
Thismuch.
Dear Internets,
Do something amusing, would ya?
It is not entirely helpful to inform me that my last visit to your site was Monday, February 09, 2009 at 07:49am, when it is currently Monday, February 09, 2009 at 07:49am. Just so you know.
Dear JC Penny Rewards program,
If you cannot entice me to sign up for your free rewards program that gives $10 bonsues because I think it's a waste of time, then you may consider it Epic Fail.
Dear CVS,
I love you.
Dear Walgreens,
I love you, too.
Dear Rite-Aid,
I tolerate you most of the time because I like buying things for free, but secretly I hate you because could you seriously just take the damned coupon and scan them like a good little drone?
Dear Evelyn,
No, you may not put ham in your eye, and you may not wear it as a hat. Be nice to Daddy. Stop coughing in your sleep and rest well, you're worrying Mommy.
Dear M,
Thismuch.
Dear Internets,
Do something amusing, would ya?