Here's a post I never thought I'd make

Here is a small sample of my husband's modeling portfolio.

Modeling, page 1
Modeling, page 2
Modeling, page 3

I think he needs an agent to increase the profitability of this modeling venture because we didn't see an extra dime from this and CLEARLY these pics are worth a fortune. I guess it's like we always used to say at my last job... "other duties as required".

Killing

After dispatching a particularly vile bug in my laundry room the other day, Evie was standing there going, "You have to kill it!"

So, out of curiousity, I asked her what killing meant. I kind of wish I hadn't. *giggle*

"Umm... when something gets in your way, you have to KILL IT."

Parenting is the most disturbing job EVER.

(I was going to post that on Facebook instead of here, but then it occurred to me that people without small children might think my kid was creepy. Not the way you want those random high school people to remember you...)