I still really like your explanation and wish I would have thought of it b/c it would have been hilarious. We'll just pretend it is true *nod*

I didn't think you had a Target near you, which is why I went ahead and bought them, but then I realized that Wal-Mart also carries the brand and was sure you must have them already but I'd already lost the reciept. I'm glad you didn't have them! M is a wise man. Sometimes.