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spongebob baby
Jul. 9th, 2007 10:39 pmM came in to tell me that he didn't feel I had been properly awed by his description of how Evelyn woke up yesterday morning. She smiled first, and then after a minute her eyes popped open and she looked around happily. He pontificated about the cuteness it entailed for long minutes, and then he reached what is apparently the ultimate comparison. "She was like SPONGEBOB!" Yes, dear. SpongeBob is the greatest role model one can aspire to.
In other news, during a routine discussion of financial considerations, I informed M that I am going to sell all of our stuff on ebay and become independently wealthy. I know how to get started, with a simple phone call to order the proven guide! Do you people have ANY IDEA how many infomercials are on in the middle of the night? I now how to make $40,000 a month on ebay, grow hydroponic tomatoes, dehydrate meat, get the wrinkles out of my clothes without ironing, cook rotisserie chickens, cut aluminum cans open and remove stains. Now, if only there was an informercial featuring proven baby sleep aids, we would be golden..
In other news, during a routine discussion of financial considerations, I informed M that I am going to sell all of our stuff on ebay and become independently wealthy. I know how to get started, with a simple phone call to order the proven guide! Do you people have ANY IDEA how many infomercials are on in the middle of the night? I now how to make $40,000 a month on ebay, grow hydroponic tomatoes, dehydrate meat, get the wrinkles out of my clothes without ironing, cook rotisserie chickens, cut aluminum cans open and remove stains. Now, if only there was an informercial featuring proven baby sleep aids, we would be golden..
