Parenting tip #283919

If you see your kid trying to do something that you have made them NOT do a hundred thousand times (play with the tall upright lamp), while you happen to be sitting there with the camera taking pictures of something else they're not supposed to be doing (ripping all the books out of the bookcase) and you think, gee, I should get a picture of her doing that before I stop her from touching it?

Reconsider.

That's all I'm saying.

In completely unrelated news, we may or may not need a new lamp in the living room.