Ewww!

Evelyn just brought me her baby doll (bay-beee dah) and said, "di-per." So I told her that I didn't have a diaper to put on her, but that she could bring me one from the table and I'd diaper the baby. So she goes off to the dining room and found a diaper on the table (which is covered with all sorts of laundry) and brought it to me, so I put the diaper on the baby. She sat down with it on a laundry basket and peeled the diaper away carefully and looked at the baby's bottom and said, "EWWW! EWWW! EWWWW!"

Awesome.