are you smarter than a fifth grader?, rib

[same_sky]

I had a conversation at lunch today about that television show, the one about if you're smarter than a fifth grader. I haven't seen it but had heard about it (I love my bloggy friends because if not for you, I would be completely out of touch with popular culture). I said that my problem with those shows is that sooner or later, I am going to be in Sweden and someone is going to angrily make a point about how Americans are stupid, and base it on this television show, that I have had a dozen conversations just like that. Someone asked if people would actually say that sort of thing, and.. well, yes. I'll add now what I didn't bother saying then, and that is that the conversations I have had along these lines are a) not all with Swedes and b) generally with people who are my friends and not just M's, so it's not like I am accosted by foreigners and c) generally while under the influence of some fermented beverage or thirty. I mentioned the little scenes that Jay Leno does, where they ask "average Americans" completely stupid questions and make fun of them for getting them wrong. (I am convinced that these are mostly fake.) M and I talked about it later tonight, and he claims that the reason people get so confrontational about it is that they don't DO that sort of thing on Swedish television, so if you see it, it's an American show. Okay, fine, but his reason, and the point of this whole paragraph? He summed up his theory by saying, "Swedes don't make fun of the mentally handicapped, so these people must be what average Americans are like." *snort* God bless America, and those kindly Swedes who never make fun of people.

We went to the big store that offends so very many people tonight in an attempt to buy some stuff that we need for the duck. Okay, what we really wanted to buy was a mattress for the crib, and some sheets so we could make the bed. They did have a mattress but it was crappy and not nearly good enough for our wee little one (argh, we are going to be awful, but I guess not so awful that we can't shop at the big store that offends so very many people, so perhaps it's all good.) We struck out on most of the things that we were looking for, but it's kind of okay since it was largely a fact-finding mission.

Rib Update: worse today than yesterday. I was afraid of a repeat of Tuesday's festivities, but it just settled for hurting. That's certainly not optimal but it is at least better than the alternative. I guess I will take it to bed and hope that it feels better tomorrow.

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[e11en.livejournal.com]

We spent $100 (on sale) for our crib mattress, which many people raised their eyebrows about but I wanted a real mattress and not just some flimsy foam thing that crinkled when you turned over. And here it is, five and a half years later, still able to support Anders (and, as you may have read, me on occasion) after Ingrid used it for 3 years. That will work out to something like $15 a year by the time Anders stops using it as his toddler bed mattress. By a good one, you won't regret it.

[carrieb.livejournal.com]

That show is for real????? I had never heard of it, but when we were at our party the other night they had the tv on all night on mute (weird) and I saw some bits of it and thought it was some kind of commercial or something.

The store that offends so many is not the best baby store in the world. At least the ones here hardly have anything in stock.

[same-sky.livejournal.com]

No kidding! They have a really bad baby section, but i can only think of two places in town that would have crib mattresses, and that's the most likely. K-Mart is the other--they have them online but not in the store in the neighboring town (M works in that town and so he goes there a lot.) Other than that, we'll have to drive forty minutes and we really wanted to buy the mattress last night so we could have it all made up today (we're expecting company, which is always the kick in the pants we need to get stuff done.) Hmm, we do have a mattress store. I don't know if they would carry mattresses for cribs, though. I guess we could check. Most likely we'll just wait until we get to town to do some serious shopping.

[same-sky.livejournal.com]

I want to buy a pretty decent one... you're right, it's better to buy one that will last. Our rush last night was that we're expecting company today and wanted the crib to be all put together and pretty ;) but we just couldn't settle for the crappy one they had. We don't have anywhere else in town that I can think of that is likely to sell crib mattresses.. we'll have to make a trip to Lexington (I feel so RURAL when I write that) to buy one, I guess. No urgency, really, except that we want it done because it's a Big Thing that we can look at now and then. :)

[e11en.livejournal.com]

Uh, that was BUY not by. Duh. We got ours at Kids R Us before they opened up a Babies R Us nearby. They used to have a section of the store that served as a mini Babies R Us.

[e11en.livejournal.com]

Ugh, that show is for real and I feel the same way about it that you do, Kisha. I watched it for two minutes the other night while waiting for some other show to end and I decided that it must either be fixed or they only invite you to be a contestant if you fail an entry test.