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I just got an issue of Woman's Day magazine in the mail today. It was a freebie subscription. Generally, I'm not much on magazines but I like free. I was flipping through it just now and being reminded of all the reasons I am not super-keen on magazines. Just as I was closing the thing, I saw a particular little blurb that made me laugh. The article contains tips on making cleaning easier, and this section was about sweeping suggestions.

"To sweep, hold the broom like a canoe paddle, with one hand on top of the handle and the other toward the middle."

What I want to know, really, is.... are there really that many people out there who do not know how to use a broom but are adept at canoeing? I could maybe see it if someone was teaching folks how to canoe by comparing it to holding a broom, but the other way around? Really?

If these people even exist, I can guarantee they're not reading Woman's Day.

Date: 2009-02-18 04:58 am (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-18 10:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blue-eyed-girl.livejournal.com
What I want to know, really, is.... are there really that many people out there who do not know how to use a broom but are adept at canoeing?

Hahahaa ... *dies laughing*

Date: 2009-02-18 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] e11en.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! They are for sure not reading Woman's Day.

Date: 2009-02-18 06:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizardek.livejournal.com
I am ready to get out there and sweep now! I knew how to canoe, but this! THIS WILL CHANGE MY LIFE!

Date: 2009-02-18 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] britishcowgirl.livejournal.com
Your observations are hilarious

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