Oh, my.

I must admit that I'm not the best person in the world to remember to get a haircut. It grows until I can't stand it anymore, and then I cut it. However, I think it's uncalled for that Fantastic Sam's has taken it upon themselves to nag me about it. I got no less than thirteen full-color flyers in the mail today, begging me to come in for an awesome new style. I had no idea it was that bad. Wasn't it Fantastic Sam's that cut stewlis's hair about four inches shorter on one side than the other? Because if they're the people giving me fashion advice, I must be in serious trouble.