An Incomplete List of Things I Found on M's Desk While Dusting

1. Three rolls of masking tape
2. Two baggies of nuts and bolts and screws
3. One pearlized (I've been informed that the technical term is "mother-of-toilet-seat") pickguard for a guitar
4. One CD, Åsa Jinder, Folkmusic på svenska
5. 12 loose CDS for PC
6. Three spindles of CDs DVDs etc
7. Eight aluminum cans, empty
8. One almost empty bottle of water
9. Approximately seventeen mandolin picks in a small plastic box made for business cards
10. One post-it note that has the following list, with illustrations: deer, dear, bear
11. One screwdriver, Phillips
12. Two AAA batteries
13. One nose hair trimmer
14. One industrial size Flintstones vitamins bottle, empty
15. One package of figs, unopened
16. Three loose blank index cards
17. One watch
18. One Red Green coaster, free with purchase of six pack of DVDs
19. Starbucks gift card, found in parking lot ($0.93 total balance.)
20. Some sort of glass tube
21. Four tie clips
22. Passport bag, with moose
23. Needle file
24. Scissors sharpener
25. Zicam bottle, from cold in the spring.
26. 23 (at least!) fingernail clippings
27. Phone number of OTHER WOMAN. bitch.
28. Blue rubber blinking ring
29. One beautiful tatted bookmark ;)
30. Two pictures of wife (yet still he has the phone number of AMANDA.)
31. Flower vase full of various electronic bits
32. One set of mandolin tuners
33. One mandolin electronic tuner
34. One Citizenship/Naturalization certificate (think we should probably file that sucker, no?)
35. Five pound bag of jolly ranchers
36. Seven life-sized mandolin drawings
37. Four printed versions of own book
38. Three books about playing mandolins
39. Eight more mandolin picks, hidden in a small jewelry box
40. One box standard staples, a Christmas present from wife last year
41. Two tripod mounts for digital camera
42. Thirty-one unused but crumpled napkins, folded
43. Five post-it pads, all saying CellularONE
44. Three insurance cards. Different insurance. From different jobs. None of which is what he has now.
45. Another bloody pick
46. A blue million scraps of paper with book notes scribbled on them
47. Mint chapstick
48. ANOTHER phone number from other woman. Email address, too, i might want to keep that.
49. Four business cards with his name from previous jobs
50. Manicure set (??)
51. Dell Sverige 10 year celebratory pen, with case
52. One USB to PS2 convertor
53. One unidentified roll of film
54. One clever orange glass swirly item that we never figured out what the purpose of was but may be a pen holder (also a gift from wife)
55. One custom label for handmade mandolins, No 4, dated June 2004 Morehead Kentucky. Never mind that we didn't live in Morehead in June 2004.
56. Six more post it pads
57. Three sets of mandolin strings, unopened
58. One set of 3D glasses
59. One empty case for digital memory card
60. One empty tie clip box
61. Three greeting cards (two birthday, one thank you, all at least six months old)
62. One more mandolin pick, in plastic baggie
63. Glue stick which looks to have been purchased in 1984
64. Loose pick
65. Mickey Mouse business card holder, present from wife before moving
66. Spongebob Squarepants mouse pad
67. Stone water fountain that plays music, also a gift from wife
68. Stack of business cards from places we will never need the business card from
69. One USB charger for blackberry phone
70. One palm pilot case and unit, permanently on charge but never used
71. Visual Basic .NET in 24 hours book
72. Serious-looking harmonica, in case.
73. One miniature deck of cards
74. One cell phone charger (plugged in) for phone he no longer owns
75. One cell phone charger (not plugged in) for phone he DOES own

Edited to add: Upon further reflection, I thought perhaps I should clarify that the first phone number is from someone he works with and the second one is from a mutual friend who's married to a Swedish guy. But I just wanted to be a bit of a drama queen about it.