Cooking with M

M likes a good ridiculous project now and then. I try to keep him under control but now and then he breaks free and decides to Do Things. This week, he made up a hypothetical dish to add to his freezer reserves of frozen lunches, and he bought ingredients for it while at Kroger last night. Let me just tell you that M? He doesn't believe in recipes, and he is religiously opposed to small quantities. He was throwing things in with wild abandon, so I pestered him for his ingredient list (he told me to check the garbage can because he really couldn't remember--the things I do for you) so I could give you all the recipe for his new dish. Anyone feeling hungry? I mean, really REALLY hungry?

M's Lunch Slop of Total Awesomeness*
14 cups of cooked white rice
2 summer sausages, diced and fried
4 cans diced tomatoes
2 large cans of mushrooms (or 4 small)
3 cans corn
1 can peas
1 can carrots
1 can diced new potatoes
1 can chicken broth
1 can cream of onion soup
6 chicken bouillon cubes
paprika to taste (1 jar)
garlic powder to taste (1/2 jar)
cayenne pepper to taste (1/4 jar)
1/2 small jar horseradish mustard
4 cups of cheese (colby jack)

Directions:
1. Combine in the largest freaking pot you can possibly find.

Makes 14 generous lunches.

*Yes, he named it, how can you tell? ;)