Vandals!

[same_sky]

M left for work this morning and promptly returned with foul tidings. Being us, we have photographic evidence.



"I lick pussy" and "Fucktards" written out, and the art, should you be unable to piece it together (as I was) is a crude penis entering a vagina. Yay! Classy!

[Cut for a photo with potentially offensive language and "artwork" (for lack of a better word) I would still call it safe for work, though, but if you work in a really conservative place, be warned, etc.]

So M was late for work because he came in to find his gun call the cops. They came out pretty promptly, which was nice because you could hardly call this an emergency.. though I guess most criminals are still sleeping at eight AM. ;) We were gone this weekend--we left Saturday at one or so and got back late last night. We're pretty sure it happened while we were gone because for one thing, there was a broken egg under the car we were gone in--oh, they also egged our garage door. It seems to be chocolate pudding from snack cups dumped on top of the car, as judging from the empty snack cups littering the bushes beside the car. M pointed that out to the cop and suggested that when the full CSI team came out, they might want to start there, but he got barely a chuckle in return. Of course they can't do anything, but at least we called them and can get a police report on the incident if we need it. (FYI: police reports cost $2 to pick up. Is that not why I pay taxes? To pay for the administrative work of public officials?)

Fun! At least it is clearly the work of stupid kids and not the real criminal element. And at least I do not have to drive the pussymobile (as I am now referring to it) anywhere today. M will be bringing home paint thinner in an attempt to remove it... And let's just hope that he never finds the kids who did it because I can laugh about it already but he is still flying pissed, and when he starts talking about WinXP-powered robotic firearms, it is a little scary. (Although not as scary as finding out that there are such devices being used in Iraq. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?)

Comments

[reebert.livejournal.com]

Man, that really sucks!

[same-sky.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it did. But it did come off, thankfully!

[stewlis.livejournal.com]

I'm curious...just in case I ever need to know...how did you get the spray paint off the car without harming the car's paint job? (And, very glad it came off btw).

[same-sky.livejournal.com]

You mean, you wouldn't have wanted to drive around in a pussymobile?? :) The cop that came out suggested paint thinner, I think, as it took it off his car. I think M ended up buying some graffiti-remover at Walmart that worked well. I believe there's still a smudge on the tire but nothing much else than that.